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In response to:Mr Wolf, and the bitch...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:24:34 +0100

I know, and they told me it would be quiet in the country...

In response to:Mr Wolf, and the bitch...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:18:35 +0100

Never a dull moment! :)

In response to:We're upside down...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:57:57 +0100

Ah yes, no Sunday drivers here. Top speed is what it is all about and in this neck of the woods if you don't have a 4WD with at least a V6 engine, or alternatively a car with a V8 engine, well you don't deserve to be out on the road. The other day a car was tailgating me as I drove 20km over the speed limit down the country lane. It was like she'd got stuck on my tow hitch. At one stage she shook her fist at me. I stopped at the school and so did she. When she got out her police uniform insignia winked in the sunlight. She said, "Mate, you need to move it."

In response to:We're upside down...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:47:35 +0100

I do enjoy your observations of the local 'wildlife' especially as they are often so much in contrast to Norfolk UK. Our persistent traffic problem is 'Sunday' drivers, who only use their cars once a week to 'go out for a ride' at 35 MPH in the middle of the road and are immune to blaring horns, flashed headlights and extreme cursing. I suspect that an encounter between one of your 'Toyota Mums' and a Norfolk Sunday Snail, would put the Snail into orbit tout suite!

In response to:Wish you were beer...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:42:51 +0100

How bizzare :)) Maybe her eyballs couldn't roll in that direction,good concept for a book that is my tipple :)) xx

In response to:Wish you were beer...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:45:30 +0100

Ah well, you may think it's a good idea, I may think it's a good idea, Don may think it's a good idea, but...no publisher thinks it's a good idea. So there you have it, I'm afraid.

In response to:Wish you were beer...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:33:22 +0100

Actually, it still sounds like a good idea for a book because Australia has a rep for cold fizzy lagers ...

I'd try again (if I were Don )

:yes:

In response to:Gentlemen, please start your engines...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:18:26 +0100

Yes, I believe so. There is no limit for the spectators. I mean if there was it would likely be the end of civilization.

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:13:52 +0100

I'm sure no-one would be interested, to be honest, but I thank-you for the kind words...

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:56:24 +0100

Happy Belated Birthday to Four!

Girls learn very quickly and very early, don't they? :>>

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:55:43 +0100

I'm with Munzly (again)! :))

In response to:Chew on that...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:51:09 +0100

Annoying! I blame McD and the likes for a great portion of our waste dumps filling up so quickly, and much of the pollution on the streets / roads.

But I love Munzly's suggestion! :D

In response to:Chew on that...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:33:38 +0200

Nice... bloody Macdonalds.

In response to:Gentlemen, please start your engines...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:13:43 +0200

Presumably that only applies to people who are driving.

In response to:Chew on that...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:54:41 +0200

well, maybe I will, but really it was just something that took me at midnight and got my fingers tapping. Hope all is well with you.

In response to:Chew on that...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:21:18 +0200

Good start for one of those spooky mystery stories...... :)

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:31:10 +0200

well that's what i think hehe.
by the way did u vsit my blog ??
cz it's so cool :) plz do and leave a comment :)

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:28:43 +0200

Oh yes, miss, I'm very athletic. I can even carry my own body weight.

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:37:58 +0200

Your life would make a good soap opera, or has it already been done? Not being a TV watcher, I wouldn't know, but you being a writer and all that, maybe you should submit a script or two.... ;)

In response to:You just can't trust them...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:50:06 +0200

Oh i can see that u are a really busy man and an athletic
man too ur really cool :)
Hope u see my blog and reply to me soon :)

In response to:Lord above...

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:37:14 +0200

Tee Bee... we need an update soon please!

In response to:Lord above...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:20:08 +0200

No problem. I'm told it's only a matter of time...

In response to:Lord above...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:44:52 +0200

Nice one! I bags any surplus old masters and Bentleys you don't want! ;)

In response to:I was being sarcastic...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:55:35 +0200

Yes, that's my boy.

In response to:I was being sarcastic...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:54:49 +0200

Of course, it was said without a hint of actual sarcasm, which made it doubly funny.

In response to:I was being sarcastic...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:55:31 +0200

He's a fast learner, isn't he? :))

In response to:I was being sarcastic...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:09:52 +0200

Proving he is a chip off the old block, perhaps? ;)

In response to:Party, party...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:23:26 +0200

Yes, it was a super day - the simplest of days and the best of days.

In response to:Is that the end...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:21:46 +0200

Now, your plot has legs, as they say. i reckon you should pitch it to Granada, or whatever they are called these days, and then you can while away the rest of your days in the sun.

In response to:I waved five times...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:20:31 +0200

Yes...and today they are both ill with bad stomachs, so not happy campers on this beautiful sunny day...