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Recent Tweets From antlady69 ^Pro in I'm such a Saint (47 minutes old)

08:10 Good morning! Last night was clear here in northern Bavaria, and it's very icy now. No rain. My sympathies to all that have be flooded! 12:59 URGH! How inhuman can man become? RT @bbcnews A man … more

Domestic Bliss From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 hours old)

I can't wait until I can do it again. I mean, until I can do it again with Jake, meaning really until HE can do it again with ME. His scar is looking much better (although I'd probably want to t… more

Animal Magic Tricks? From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (4 hours old)

I have tended to look upon the shuttering of local shops with quite innocent eyes. I notice when a shop has its shutters down for more than a few days, and wonder if there is a family illness, or a ho… more

A Wee Fly Holiday From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (8 hours old)

Just before we left Tenerife a wee fly managed to get into the plane I hope it brought it's duffle coat and wellies and it finds a big steaming hot jobbie with a neon sign saying ''Fly's Are Us'' to… more

Rumpy I From technomist in Armchair Revolutionaries (8 hours old)

I see we have a new Holy Roman Emperor. Apparently he is from Belgium. I have no idea whether he speaks French or Flemish, or more importantly, takes mayonaise or ketchup with his chips, but we are to… more

I need glasses! From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (8 hours old)

I was going to go to Birmingham tomorrow to see the last F1 stockcar meeting of 2009 then I saw the weather forecast. Rain, rain and rain with a spot of rain in between showers. So thats it, no more s… more

Redbridge Takes on Newham, (Waltham Forest does nothing yet) From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (10 hours old)

On a drizzly day like today we either have no planes overhead or hundreds, as they seem to fly over the clouds to where they are going or come down to the bottom of them to sneek a peak. As it happens… more

Back Home From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (11 hours old)

Well I'm back but not missing my daily swim, there is a puddle round the back the size of Loch Lomond but is fowkin FREEEEEEEEEEZIN but at least the sun is out.… more

One More Push From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (11 hours old)

Well they fit me yesterday … more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (11 hours old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more

Counting Down the Hours... From louisa-outram ^Pro in Wednesday! (12 hours old)

Wahey! My last day of work for 2 weeks!! And I only have 10 days of work left until January :>> Off to manchester this weekend... I have booked my Pole Divas ticket, I have booked my hotel (cheap t… more

Meep From technomist in Armchair Revolutionaries (21 hours old)

Here's a story from the States. Danvers High School in Massachusetts has banned students from saying the word "meep." Officials say students use the word, to disrupt school. http://www.salemne… more

Homework From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (21 hours old)

News item: a family in Calgary has negotiated a pact with their children's school that eliminates homework for the kids. With all the extracurricular activities the kids were in, and with other family… more

American Animals From arctictern in The Dustbin of Life (22 hours old)

We all know the American idea of hunting is to find an animal that is standing still then blow the poor bastard to smithereens. Very big, very brave, very macho...NOT. Just very stupidly American. The… more

Think i will walk thanks From trintrin1x in Trinax (22 hours old)

On the way to the shopping centre with my sis today, she was driving along quite the thing (like a maniac as usual) but the street she was on was exceptionaly bumpy and i said "For goodness sake" as i… more

Dress sorted for Saturday From trintrin1x in Trinax (23 hours old)

So it ended up i didn't go into town today as Natalie didn't want to go because it was raining,I met up with my big sis and we went to the big shoping centre near hers,It had a "Topshop" and that is w… more

Recent Tweets From antlady69 ^Pro in I'm such a Saint (1 day old)

18:26 I tried it and am dead against immune suppressants since: RT @newscientist Crohn's blamed on lazy immune cells bit.ly/3cpXQ4 18:36 Artificially grown meat from the lab - a good thing or bad? www… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

William Morris Multicultural Day Care Centre From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

On the opposite corner from Millenium Food and Wine at the junction of Melville Road and Erskine Road there is a slightly shabby building which houses the William Morris Multicultural Day Care Centre.… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

CD Kar Electrics From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (1 day old)

CD Kar Electrics is one of those small car-related businesses whose presence in otherwise mainly residential streets really only seems to make sense when you see that they are living in one of those t… more

Breakie From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

I was starving when i got up this morning,So i had some breakfast which is unusual for me,Jade said "Mum you are having breakfast" I had toast and mackrel in tomato sauce and it was delishious,All Jad… more

A true man never asks for directions From safriz in The twilight Zone (1 day old)

This aussie guy proved that :)) I have never read anything as insane as this one on lost drivers. The previous best was,a lady driver who Drove from Preston to Warrington Via Birmingham :))… more

Personal Grooming Habits From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (1 day old)

WARNING: This post deals with potentially controversial subject matter that may be offensive to some. "These days, you can find a Bush in the white house, but you can't find one in adult video." -… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

Recent Tweets From antlady69 ^Pro in I'm such a Saint (2 days old)

04:38 Yep, it's hard to be honest with yourself - RT @LiveScience: Some obese individuals don't know they're overweight. bit.ly/3R4Vjv 12:05 Any gardeners out there? Can the small apple shapes (seeds?… more

woo hoo From safriz in The twilight Zone (2 days old)

Cough Cough Cough..I got a nasty cough...woo hooo. Last night I couldnt sleep ...woo hoo. I was coughing all night...Woo hoo. My six pack is aching now..woo hoo. My chest muscles are sore....woo h… more

Another cullinary delight From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

I have made home made cottage pie for dinner tonight,We will see how it goes down,Or not as the case may be xx… more

Millennium Food and Wine From technomist in Archipelago of Truth (2 days old)

Anyone remember The Millennium? I don't. I didn't go to any memorable effort for it at all. It may have been the champagne, but I do not recall a trip down to some corruptly built shed in docklands fo… more

vintage,i'm vintage From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

My big sis came down yesterday,My neice was with her and we went for lunch with my pal for her birthday,it was lovely,Then my neice wanted to go into the charity shops to look for vintage clothes,she … more