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In response to: "Mr Wolf, and the bitch..." 20 hours old
by TheBozzer [Member]

I know, and they told me it would be quiet in the country... more…

In response to: "Mr Wolf, and the bitch..." 20 hours old
by Munzly [Member]

Never a dull moment! :) more…

In response to: "We're upside down..." 4 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Ah yes, no Sunday drivers here. Top speed is what it is all about and in this neck of the woods if you don't have a 4WD with at least a V6 engine, or alternatively a car with a V8 engine, well you don't deserve to be out on the road. The other day a car was tailgating me as I drove 20km over the speed limit down the country lane. It was like she'd more…

In response to: "We're upside down..." 4 days old
by Munzly [Member]

I do enjoy your observations of the local 'wildlife' especially as they are often so much in contrast to Norfolk UK. Our persistent traffic problem is 'Sunday' drivers, who only use their cars once a week to 'go out for a ride' at 35 MPH in the middle of the road and are immune to blaring horns, flashed headlights and extreme cursing. I suspect tha more…

In response to: "Wish you were beer..." 14 days old
by trintrin1x [Member]

How bizzare :)) Maybe her eyballs couldn't roll in that direction,good concept for a book that is my tipple :)) xx more…

In response to: "Wish you were beer..." 14 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Ah well, you may think it's a good idea, I may think it's a good idea, Don may think it's a good idea, but...no publisher thinks it's a good idea. So there you have it, I'm afraid. more…

In response to: "Wish you were beer..." 15 days old
by rubychoo [Member]

Actually, it still sounds like a good idea for a book because Australia has a rep for cold fizzy lagers ...

I'd try again (if I were Don )

:yes:

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In response to: "Gentlemen, please start your engines..." 15 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Yes, I believe so. There is no limit for the spectators. I mean if there was it would likely be the end of civilization. more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 15 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

I'm sure no-one would be interested, to be honest, but I thank-you for the kind words... more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 16 days old
by antlady69 ^Pro

Happy Belated Birthday to Four!

Girls learn very quickly and very early, don't they? :>> more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 16 days old
by antlady69 ^Pro

I'm with Munzly (again)! :)) more…

In response to: "Chew on that..." 16 days old
by antlady69 ^Pro

Annoying! I blame McD and the likes for a great portion of our waste dumps filling up so quickly, and much of the pollution on the streets / roads.

But I love Munzly's suggestion! :D more…

In response to: "Chew on that..." 29 days old
by emma [Visitor]

Nice... bloody Macdonalds. more…

In response to: "Gentlemen, please start your engines..." 31 days old
by technomist [Member]

Presumably that only applies to people who are driving. more…

In response to: "Chew on that..." 31 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

well, maybe I will, but really it was just something that took me at midnight and got my fingers tapping. Hope all is well with you. more…

In response to: "Chew on that..." 31 days old
by Munzly [Member]

Good start for one of those spooky mystery stories...... :) more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 43 days old
by Cutecoco [Member]

well that's what i think hehe.
by the way did u vsit my blog ??
cz it's so cool :) plz do and leave a comment :) more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 43 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Oh yes, miss, I'm very athletic. I can even carry my own body weight. more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 43 days old
by Munzly [Member]

Your life would make a good soap opera, or has it already been done? Not being a TV watcher, I wouldn't know, but you being a writer and all that, maybe you should submit a script or two.... ;) more…

In response to: "You just can't trust them..." 43 days old
by Cutecoco [Member]

Oh i can see that u are a really busy man and an athletic
man too ur really cool :)
Hope u see my blog and reply to me soon :) more…

In response to: "Lord above..." 53 days old
by Emma [Visitor]

Tee Bee... we need an update soon please! more…

In response to: "Lord above..." 74 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

No problem. I'm told it's only a matter of time... more…

In response to: "Lord above..." 74 days old
by Munzly [Member]

Nice one! I bags any surplus old masters and Bentleys you don't want! ;) more…

In response to: "I was being sarcastic..." 75 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Yes, that's my boy. more…

In response to: "I was being sarcastic..." 75 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Of course, it was said without a hint of actual sarcasm, which made it doubly funny. more…

In response to: "I was being sarcastic..." 81 days old
by antlady69 ^Pro

He's a fast learner, isn't he? :)) more…

In response to: "I was being sarcastic..." 81 days old
by Munzly [Member]

Proving he is a chip off the old block, perhaps? ;) more…

In response to: "Party, party..." 85 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Yes, it was a super day - the simplest of days and the best of days. more…

In response to: "Is that the end..." 85 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Now, your plot has legs, as they say. i reckon you should pitch it to Granada, or whatever they are called these days, and then you can while away the rest of your days in the sun. more…

In response to: "I waved five times..." 85 days old
by TheBozzer [Member]

Yes...and today they are both ill with bad stomachs, so not happy campers on this beautiful sunny day... more…