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by TheBozzer @ 21.11.2007 - 11:52:26

...to the zoo.
I took the nippers this morning and discovered that Four is no longer interested in the animals, he just wants to travel all day on the cable car. Two, on the other hand, seems to have inherited some of my genes and does not like to be off the ground at all - even stepping aboard the pushchair seems to fill him with the same sort of fear I feel stepping through the doors of the Boeing. We'll see but I hope for his sake it's just a passing phase.
I don't much like zoos and while Sydney's Taronga may claim the animals have the best view in the world - what with the harbour and Opera House in the background - I'm not sure many wildebeests have a love of Madam Butterfly or the Pirates of Penzance, especially as last time they looked they were in Africa staring at the vast expanse of the veldt.

But, the best one for my money is Hungry Jacks' sponsorship of the Gorilla Rainforest enclosure. It used to be McDonalds paying for the privilege of having their moniker on the wall but I can only imagine someone at head office eventually saw the deep irony of sponsoring a refuge for animals who have been displaced because their homes have been razed to make way for beef farmers, who, er yes, supply McDonalds.

Mind you, it's not all bad; the burgers they serve in the cafe are a cut above Maccas, or Hungry Jacks for that matter. Personally I'd rather go to Taronga for the food than watch animals who really should be somewhere else, pacing around their 'natural environments' looking day after day for a way out. I mean, even the laughing hyenas can't see the fun of being locked up, no matter what the view's like.


 
 

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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21/11/07 @ 12:29

Hmm........

I do rather enjoy it when a caged animal turns it's back on its audience and takes a dump!

It sort of says it all really ;)

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
21/11/07 @ 12:40

zoos have always upset me.
and the thought of sponsored enclosures makes it even worse!

i'm flying over now to return them to their natural habitats (the kids i mean...)

sallyontoursallyontour pro
21/11/07 @ 17:57

I'm going to stick up for Zoos here. Most have made a real effort over the last couple of decades to make them fit the animal rather than the human spectator. A lot of animals are only on this planet today because of zoo breeding programmes. There are still, sadly, zoos which would be better shut down, and a lot of these are in Asia, but on the whole I think they are A Good Thing.

Bristol Zoo (I lived just up the road from there as a child) has a wooden lion's arse in the lion enclosure, just behind the bars, which shoots piss (well, cold water, but you get the idea) several feet at spectators when you press a button - very popular with the kids but not so with anyone in the firing line.

And of course, without Bristol Zoo we would never have had the wonderful 'Animal Magic' with the late Johnny Morris and that would be very sad indeed.

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