...well, that's about all you're likely to be if the Aussie government (whichever exciting one it ends up being...) takes on board the latest recommendations on safe alcohol drinking limits.
Now, for those of you who have been in the pub the last week, the news is a bloke should only be drinking a maximum of two standard alcoholic drinks a day and a woman one a day. If you're not sure which applies to you then I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
Thing is, if you take Coopers Pale Ale as a yardstick - and I believe you always should - then you're looking at one and a half bottles and you're already over the limit. Now frankly you'll burn off half the calories you'll accumulate by drinking said Coopers by twisting the cap off, another quarter by tipping the bottle to your throat, and then the swallowing action should take care of the rest.
I know it's not all about getting fat but really it seems to me there's not much point going to the bottle shop and fishing out the credit card if this is all they reckon you can drink.
Funny thing is, I'll bet a case of Coopers PA that it never becomes enshrined officially. Why? Well, have you seen how much money the drinks companies squirt Labor's way? And how much the Coalition are swallowing? I tell you, it's a whole lot more than two a day.
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