Well, I'm back from the short break in Nelson Bay and as usual there is much to report, but as usual I'll have to leave most until tomorrow when I've had a lie down.
But suffice to say I am intrigued as to why the middle lane of the motorway appears to have grooves in it - how else to explain why it is travelled by morons who don't seem able to get in the slow lane on the left (I can only assume they believe the middle lane is there so you can overtake the left lane).
I'm also wondering how come a hotel can hand deliver a note each morning that says, "due to the inclement weather we will not be able to deliver your newspaper this morning" and why an Italian pizza place that promises me any topping I want doesn't have pepperoni...
Oh yes, to that bloke in the bumper-hugging Hyundai on the F3 (you thought you had a sports car did you?) just one thing, if I wanted you up my arse I'd kiss you first.
Oh yes, it's good to be back.
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25/08/07 @ 19:58